tell them that the house is not for sale because the furnace is broke

my mom has a group of santas in the dinning room. they are very skinny, wooden santas. she calls them "the lord of the santas" and laughs every time she says it. i love my mom

i could be 80 years old and still think hiccups and farts are hilarious

i was watching scrubs the other day and it made me wonder what my tough biker name would be. like dragon king, or hells boot, or chainsaw king. but i'd probably just end up being gecko slayer

when i'm driving home from work, i can't shake the feeling that i have tons and tons of groceries in my car

oh yea, if you didn't know already...

booooyah. i work at costco. and as a costco employee i get to realize things like;

most common combination of food is: bananas, nuts, and avocados
hello kitty boom boxes are this years "hot item" at costco
costco employees love the lottery
costco shoppers love their mustaches to the max

just some quick ones

helicopters circling light my curiosity faster then a california wild fire. i could be on my way to a job interview, see a helicopter cicling and not get a job that day because i'm driving around town chasing chaos

i'm not ok with toilet paper commercials

30 second bloggggggin

whenever me and my sisters run out of toothpaste, we always go into our parents bedroom and take theirs. whenever they see it gone, they know to get some more. this still applies when we are moved out

war may not be the answer, but neither are negative bumper stickers and prius's

it kills me that mary kate and ashley olson sold over 800 thousand copies of this-brother for sale

i've been thinking of getting a turtle tattoo. nikki wants to call it a tat-turtle

i had wing stop for breakfast the other day. no regrets 08