how to be a succesful musician

We were practicing today (summer wilshire) and we came up with a full proof plan to become rich.

we would make one CD and sell it for one billion dollars

then we would put it up on ebay

but we want to do it soon, so we gave ourselves 1 year to make it happen. but no one will pay a billion dollars for one CD. we know that. we're not stupid

but people will pay a dollar a song

so in one year we will put out a CD with one billion songs. in order to make this happen we decided to split up the work. each of us will write two hundred million songs this year.

but we have to pace ourselves so we dont get burned out. so i calculated it out that each of us have to write three hundred and eighty songs every minute for the next year

the beatles wrote about five hundred songs in their six year run. thats only 0.000159th of a song every minute. what kind of songwriter cant even put out over three hundred songs a minute. pffft

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my first song is going to be a rap/pop ballad about being poor in a semi-racial coastal village in new guena

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