dear lady who called me boy in your mexican accent,
i am not a boy. i am a man. i am an electrician. i have a toolbelt.
just because you didnt know my name as i worked under the giant tv that you wouldnt let us move, you dont have to assume i am a young boy.
and yea, i had no idea what you meant when you said "tv ok?" remember when i asked you "what?" and "what do you mean?" and you just kept asking "tv ok?" and i was already working under the tv you wouldnt let us move. to be polite i simply said that it was ok, assuming you were asking if i wanted to move the tv.
but no. you just wanted to watch tv. and blast it. as it was inches over my head. it doesnt help to watch some annoying kids program as the tv is inches from my head and i have to concentrate on not getting electricuted
and besides, i know you speak somewhat good english and that you understand what i'm saying because i heard you talk to those other dudes that were working at the house. in fact, i heard you flirting with those same dudes. what the heck mexican lady. what the heck
seriously what the heck
dear lady, you suck. your rude, hope i never have to work for you ever again
i hope maple syrup coats your lungs
he has jokes
what do you call a kids television program where the host solves crimes but is hindered by his alcohol abuse?
booze clues
what do you call a kids television program where the host is a breast implant surgeon but to complete each surgery he has to solve crimes?
boobs clues
what do you call a kids television program where the host drinks mountain dew all the time but to get his next fix he needs to solve crimes?
dews clues
what do you call a kids television program where the host is actually a band that solves crimes before they play every show?
muse clues
what do you call a kids television program where the host is a homosexual crime solver?
gay clues
what do you call a kids television program where the host is always misplacing clues to all the mysteries they need to solve?
loose clues
i dont reveal much about myself in my posts
and thats not going to change anytime soon
to all you avid readers out there
and all those rappin mystery st. clair's
annd all the papers with all the letters
and the tapers of the cod of capers
listen to me as i lay it down once
caught in the heat that i cant make nice
when is the time, the right time the wrong time
shoot it in the air with a troll on a knoll
a grassy knoll of cotton candy and elephant hair
wistle me a tune as i ride down this caramel covered mountain
wistle me a tune topped with fudge and anecdotes
i'm leavin tonight with toby and cameran
so get the knees in the air this will be flav - a - full
rocky and bullwinkle fall from the sky
but this candy rock still forms in my heart
so what can the weatherman/woman tell me that i dont already know
life is good till i ignore it
peace to the middleman
