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what do you call a kids television program where the host solves crimes but is hindered by his alcohol abuse?

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what do you call a kids television program where the host is a breast implant surgeon but to complete each surgery he has to solve crimes?

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what do you call a kids television program where the host drinks mountain dew all the time but to get his next fix he needs to solve crimes?

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what do you call a kids television program where the host is actually a band that solves crimes before they play every show?

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what do you call a kids television program where the host is a homosexual crime solver?

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what do you call a kids television program where the host is always misplacing clues to all the mysteries they need to solve?

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2 comments:

cephalothorax said...

clever l.s.h.
very clever indeed.

Alli Hibb said...

the last one could also be a tv show where the detective gets "friendly" with some of the witnesses...but then, I don't think the one could be for children.