not bitter towards couples, just no PDA around me today

from all the tv i watch, it seems that parachutes get people stuck in trees alot

frustration - high rise office building, glass windows. guy just finishes cleaning all the windows for the month. the feeling the guy in the one highest office feels when the bird flew by and pooed all over his window

i was at pavilions with my buddy johnny at work getting sushi for breakfast, and we were waiting in line when one of the employees bounced out from behind an aisle and said "no one waits at pavilions!" and led us to a checkout. cant stand that guy

i'm still debating whether or not to hunt down a pair of those glow light up shoes in a size 10 1/2

i'm not a hypocrite, i just change my opinion alot. it's america, i do what i want

i don't want to taste a rainbow, i just want those skittles. now

i took my stitches out last night. with my teeth. blindfolded. while installing a ceiling fan and fighting terrorists

seriously though, took them out last night. not even a big deal. i was actually going to pay someone to do it. pfff. no biggy. no biggy smalls

new found glory appreciation of hall and oats. listen to bitch girl, go here myspace.com/proudest_monkey and you'll get an earfull of it

i made pancakes this morning. first pancake wasn't that good, second was great, 3rd 4th and 5th were great. gabe finished half of 5 and all of six. pancakes go great with a glass of milk and a fanta. orange of course. jeeze who do you think i am