drafts

so to recap, whenever i get an idea for a blog, i write a text and save it to my drafts. sometimes i also save things i have to remember, eg. - songs to look up, things to do, people's names to remember, etc. i usually delete after i don't need the text anymore, but sometimes i forget

these are all the ones i forgot to delete. every single one, no exclusions

note - there are typos because i am doing these exactly how they are on my phone. i don't spell correctly on my phone all the time because i don't care. these are in order from most new to most old. keep in mind - there are 61 of them, so it's the longest post i've ever done ever

enjoy!


bernard proposed to rose and her answer was - 'i'm dying'. what a freakin debbie downer

jon

take time to realize

doubting thomas - nickel creek

prius owners are so cocky with all the freakin pro-peace, pro-earth, pro-choice and anti bush stickers they put all over their cars

what do you have? jazz bass. how many strings? four. ha! i win! wait what, that doesn't mean you won at all

and the little bugger farts like a maniac

north 405. off at santa monica. take a right. left at beverly glen(about a mile ish) corner of rochester & beverly glen. 10394 rochester

mustache men never shy from using double negatives

wow

clair's accent is so fake, she totally doesn't have it in this one scene

jolein ray

mustache men chew gum more often then they don't chew gum

my goofball status, concerning making kids laugh has definately jumped a few notches during mustache week

construction rig accident

what's mario's favorite kind of pants. denim denim denim

only at starbucks would i hear bob marley played right after damien rice

i have started measuring distances to places by hom many summer wilshire songs i get through before i get there

the deliciously mundane and curiously uncute

damn squeek shoes

but i'm right. i swear i'm right, it's like.....i knew it all along

play a harmonica

get different regular glasses, and sweet sunglasses

jesus is a friend of mine

you wear your bass so low! the other bass players wear them way high. it's so gay

how many bedrooms

ketton

do binoculars work underwater

shangrala

i always imagine what i would do on if i was on the island. what i would build, how i would build it, where i would build it. i imagine what i would do everyday, what i would do for clothes

lost is the greatest show ever

whats th key to comedy timing

just realized that God gave all men a pee gun come standard

i have this weird skill of being able to spot fake babies on tv shows or movies

fact- if you eat enough volcano tabo from tabo bell- your pomp turns red

subblime

pedi paws

but i also don't like maids of honor that half ass their duties. screw them

maids of honor that take the 'make sure the dress looks good when i'm at the altar' part way to extensively

it's never not amazing to me that the bride doesn't trip on her dress

ten bridesmaids?!? seriously? thats just

taking a nap during church is always so sketchy for me because i talk and mutter in my sleep. i'm scared of what i might shout in my sleep

it's a possibility that every saint was the same person, based on the paintings in every catholic church in the universe

jeffany

174

pizza and

yea. s

questions on my mind - can flies fly straight? ever?

stacy clark

sons of thunder

everything you do must be in love

love is a choice, attraction is not

5 north exit jeffery. turn left then a right on walnut left on yale. left on karen ann lane it's on the right

throwing an axe at a used

a verse of some sort on one side, another verse in french on the other

first time in my life i've ever wanted a mustache boob

psalm 54

film a commercial selling catch

jumping makes pee procrastinate

men with big beards probably don't go on first dates much because of food always hanging from their mustaches

1247

well there you go.