- mustache men are always polite to the ladies, and always hold doors open for them
- mustache men always love their moms and will never refuse to wear any sweater given to them by their mother
- mustache men have motorcycles, or aspire to get one
- mustache men always make clever points, but are never proud or boastful about such things. they'll only give a close lipped smile, turn the head slightly, and wink
- mustache men never get frustrated at television programs, they only make comments about the program using clever facts and proverbs. this usually involves pointing
- mustache men with accents are rare and always need to be valued in the mustache posse
- mustache men have all had their run ins with the law, but calmly avoid going into detail about such events
- mustache men never turn down an opportunity to dress like a gentleman
- mustache men wearing hats are required to tilt their head down to any lady present
- mustache men only cry when..... wait... mustache men never ever cry ever
- mustache men are natural gunslingers
the law of the mustache man
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Clearly you should nominate yourself for the "Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year" award. You can check it out here: http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/MustacheAmericanOfYear.aspx
mustache men always make clever points, but are never proud or boastful about such things. they'll only give a close lipped smile, turn the head slightly, and wink
this is my favorite.
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